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Middle school

FUCKING HELL

in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Ex:

1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?

Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!

2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!

3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)

you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
by DJ skquid October 17, 2018
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Kingsmeadow School

A slave trade where you get wrong for not not having a plastic wallet and a pieced ears

Basically jail but with activities
I hate kingsmeadow school
by helloitsmema July 11, 2016
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The Heschel school

A school full of rich liberal assholes and whiny bitches. The teachers only work there because they couldn't get into a union. The school is to afraid to let you do anything that could somehow lead to harm because it is ruled by a bunch of entitled parents.
Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!
by Spawn of the devil December 6, 2019
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School Chairs

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.
Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
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School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.
Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
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online school

A way to speedrun dropping out. You either know what you're doing during online school or you're collapsing underneath the mountain of homework your teachers assign you.
"Online school is slowly making me believe in Thanos."
by floryus October 14, 2020
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middle school

the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice
by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017
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