FUCKING HELL
in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ex:
1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?
Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!
2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!
3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)
you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ex:
1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?
Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!
2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!
3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)
you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
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Basically jail but with activities
Basically jail but with activities
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Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!
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Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?
Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
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Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.
Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.
Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.
Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.
Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
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the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice
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