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salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum
I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom
by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016
mugGet the salad blastedmug.

devil's salad

Any foodstuff that would make the average pussy cry, but which true men can handle like a champ.
Did you guys see him knock back those wings? That dude tossed the devil's salad like it was his!
by Overkill361 March 12, 2011
mugGet the devil's saladmug.

Salad

Salad
by anonymous January 8, 2022
mugGet the Saladmug.

Salad Bar

A sex move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other's salads. Essentially an extended Eiffel Tower.
Dude 1: Hey man I know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.

Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.
by furfauxsake October 28, 2015
mugGet the Salad Barmug.

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth
Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty
by Gingawinga May 3, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

Salad

It's salad.
Next time eat a salad!
-Scout TF2
by Inquisitive Walnut April 21, 2022
mugGet the Saladmug.

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023
mugGet the Gum Saladmug.

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