colby ray short

Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money

Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god

by RayJJizzle July 03, 2020

“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 21, 2019

Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.

This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.

by Hobox March 21, 2023

Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.

Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”

by Greeenbean April 12, 2023

Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.

'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"

by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 May 09, 2018

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 02, 2023