Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016

Meep-Monkey

A monkey that goes meep frequently.

Meep-Monkey: MEEP! MEEP!

by I AM THE CHEESEMASTER!!! February 4, 2008

Monkey Shudder

The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.

oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...

by sneezelouise March 11, 2009

Monkey Dunking

An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.

Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"

by Tifa Lynn November 30, 2009

monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.

"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."

by Sotam April 20, 2009

monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.

Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!

by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007

spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004