Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.
Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.
by cyclopropanations3 December 23, 2013
When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.
If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?
You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.
You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.
You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
by christ99 August 30, 2015
by Connor Salas April 03, 2007
by lololololol, December 14, 2017
It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...
stalker
stalker
by Bree Rose August 13, 2007
by Mount Washington Expedition October 15, 2010