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That Time of the Two Months 

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.
Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS 

When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.
Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!

One Last Time 

THE SONG WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON BREAKS EVERYONE'S HEARTS IN HAMILTON FOR NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
One Last Time = GEORGE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
One Last Time by AkaiLastname August 2, 2017

porcupine time

a time of uncertain impetuosity or hurried action due to lapse of forethought
Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to win your basketball game today?
Guy 2: Well, I haven't been practicing much. Like that matters, though, because the opposing team isn't too good.
Guy 1: It's porcupine time, baby!

Tea time 

When the tea is about to spill!
Its time for Tea time, so did you hear about that girl-
Tea time by Jasmine.bihh July 27, 2019

Pagan Standard Time 

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
Pagan Standard Time by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005