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Hockey Shower 

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.

Turd Shower 

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
Turd Shower by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012

gravy shower 

The act of scooping 5 ladles of gravy onto an individual's hair in order to maximize flow-volume
Bro 1: Dude-man, how did you get your flow to thick and shiny?
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!
gravy shower by Herb-scout April 28, 2014

coffee shower 

A golden shower involving only black men.
Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.

pirate shower 

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
pirate shower by cDickAnge January 3, 2016

bean shower 

Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.
Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!