artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window

"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway

by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019

Talk Shitting

Talk shitting is the act of words coming out of your mouth that don’t quite make sense.

“Wow, Amanda really is talk shitting today. She’s incompetent...today at least”, claimed Claire.

by RoMed_Steph February 29, 2020

Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on

I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding

by jlove6166 April 29, 2020

Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

Dom did it

Dom did the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

dubbel shooting

Shooting different drugs or under substances in both arms simultaneously.

Michael en Sandra helpt put a needle in both of Jason his arms. After Jason was dubbel shooting he was high like a kite.

by Jay the first November 28, 2020

poop shootin boogie

When you make a fast break to the bathroom but you are afraid to take full steps so you just kind of hurry-shuffle your way there hoping for the best... Were talking like so bad you dont even know if your going to make it and you ll plow anything that stands in your way faster then your mom on a friday night.

"That guy waddled by me so fast he almost knocked me down!"
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."

by TheVillain420 February 18, 2021

Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021