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Red Rocket

The act of inserting an overly large--potentially dangerous--bar, pole, or cylinder compromised entirely of rusted rebar into one's vaginal and/or anal cavities.
Male A: Did you hear about Jennie's friend yesterday?

Male B: Yeah, I heard she was hospitalized because her boyfriend invited someone to give her a red rocket with him.
by BlackedLive March 4, 2023
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Dr.Rockett

He is a smart man with a huge penis that will murder your wife if it is ever close to it. He will destroy your home and take your family away from you. He is really strong and macho and can pierce you with incredible force, but he has a FATTY look to him because he loves to hit the squat at the gym.
Watch out for Dr.Rockett he will ruin your family.
by Mr.Dabperz March 22, 2023
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trash rocket

When a man with facial hair, wearing a backwards ball cap decide a to fellate his friends erect penis to completion as an act of self-defiance. Thereby the white trash has enabled himself to leave his shitty world of self-pity in search of new whorizonz and elevate himself to another universe just like an astronaut with a simple blast off!
Tim became a trash rocket late at night while watching the moon rise . Life will never be better .
by Rider on the storm May 4, 2023
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snot rocket

They spit on the ground when they see me and I send them a snot rocket right back.
by Telmea Story May 13, 2023
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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.
You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.
by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023
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the rackets

A somewhat antiquated term for the general financial services industry, used primarily by older people in the “biz” as it is also called, but most specifically this term refers to the career of being a floor trader in the NYSE back in the 80s when trading was done without computers, and instead done by live calls and shouting. The “racket” would be essentially the commotion and chaos of that long-gone environment.
“It’s tough to make it in the rackets, but I didn’t do too bad for myself.”
by jazzagefan June 12, 2023
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Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.
Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
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