penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆

Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!

by Pencil666 January 7, 2018

Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

by Muddee September 29, 2017

string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013

penis pit

A vagina.

Pound my penis pit.

by Counselman Davies November 25, 2013

penis death

Necrosis that is localized on your penis. Penises with penis death will fall off and create a horrible pissy mess that everyone will hate.

Bro... my dad came down with penis death. I hate him now.

by Piss shitter March 26, 2021

jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

by Kaery April 13, 2015