Top Gun Relationship

A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.

I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.

by Louis Ripken August 20, 2011

Top Ninja

A 8<X top friends list on Myspace that no one can see except for the user.

That douche is 37 on my Top Ninja, but he'll never know!

by Sugarcane Ninja December 3, 2007

Top 1

Top 1 means the best player in Roblox The Streets. A synonym for top 1 is: Zuphry and Arda

damn that guy is Top 1, he's so good.

by shonoxium September 17, 2020

Stuffin'-top

A roll of fat hanging out over the top of a girl's pants covered by a tigh-fitting shirt so that it is clearly evident. A muffin-top covered by a tight shirt.

Marlene's stuffin'-top was magnificent to behold in all of its t-shirt clad fat roll-glory.

by AKAStavros December 29, 2009

Top-deck

The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"

Ruby: I let Steve top-deck me last night
Jewel: You freaky bitch

by Slap and tickle with the lads November 28, 2016

top cop

a police officer who thinks he is a cop 24/7

top cop is pulling traffic in his POV
is top cop wearing cuffs in civies

by no-lifer May 26, 2008

Top Soil

A chewing tobacco "dip" (either in long-cut or pouch form) put it one's upper lip. This is commonly done to reduce the need to spit, as less saliva comes in contact with the tobacco.

B-boy: "Let's throw in a top soil before we head into the stadium."

by CountryKingMN July 30, 2012