* a john which connot be bothered
* a john that won't have sex
* a john that cant get erect
* a john that sighs alot
* a john that takes up smoking
* a john with a lazy penis
* a john that won't have sex
* a john that cant get erect
* a john that sighs alot
* a john that takes up smoking
* a john with a lazy penis
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"
"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"
"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"
"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"
"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"
"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"
"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"
by D-man February 16, 2005
Get the Stupid Johnmug. An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!
by stuart May 1, 2005
Get the lil johnmug. by Jodjaklfjdsakljf;adsl November 3, 2006
Get the john lennonmug. The Republican nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election.
McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).
Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.
May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.
McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).
Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.
May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.
Vote John McCain -- he's not George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he's not black!
Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!
Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he's not black!
Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!
by McCain Unable October 26, 2008
Get the John McCainmug. A Kickass Guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of classic Fender Telecasters, as well as many Custom John5 Tele's. He is best known for his Solo instrumental albums, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie, To Lynard Skynard, David Lee Roth and Paul Stanley. His style is a blend of Heavy Speed metal, Classical, Spanish Flamenco, and Country. He is one of the most accomplshed Guitarists around today. His real name is John Lawry.
John 5 and Manson split because of creative differences, nobody was kicked out or quit.
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Damn! John 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!
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Damn! John 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!
by gxddwsc September 7, 2010
Get the John 5mug. "Did you see John Tavares in that suit tonight?" - Deborah
"Oh yeah, he be bussin bussin 😏😍💕" - Linda
"Oh yeah, he be bussin bussin 😏😍💕" - Linda
by leafs be bussin ;) May 27, 2021
Get the John Tavaresmug. by Cummingtonite January 11, 2022
Get the John's penismug.