An institution within post where letters with no adresee are collected and opened in order to trace the adresee. If they remain unknown, the letters are burnt.
She was depressed, working in a dead letter office, reading all that stuff people write just to find out there is no one who will eventually receive these letters.
by necrotism June 11, 2006
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PERSON 1 :"Dude, I just sharded all over myself!"
PERSON 2 : "No Lie Dead Serious?"
PERSON 1 : "Dude, No Lie Dead Serious!"
PERSON 2 : "No Lie Dead Serious?"
PERSON 1 : "Dude, No Lie Dead Serious!"
by Honz and Hanz March 8, 2009
Get the No Lie Dead Serious mug.Someone who does not pay child support, hasn't had a steady paycheck in at least a year, has a hooker of a girlfriend who has slept with at least two of his best friends, still lives with mommy and daddy and parties with people way too young for him because he doesn't know what priorities or responsibilities of a father should be.
"Wow, people really are oblivious to the difference between a playmate and a responsible father, huh?"
"Yeah, they don't see he is such a dead beat dad!"
See also buddy, playmate.
Antonyms- the gorgeous single guy across from your office, who is financial stable, has a successful job and wants to take you AND your daughter out.
"Yeah, they don't see he is such a dead beat dad!"
See also buddy, playmate.
Antonyms- the gorgeous single guy across from your office, who is financial stable, has a successful job and wants to take you AND your daughter out.
by JONNYBEGOOD7583 June 29, 2010
Get the dead beat dad mug.1. Jock: 'Did yae see that new filum on sat'day?'
McDonold: 'aye, it was Pure dead brilliant!'
2.'Here, Jimmy, that bottle o' bucky was Pure dead brilliant
McDonold: 'aye, it was Pure dead brilliant!'
2.'Here, Jimmy, that bottle o' bucky was Pure dead brilliant
by Alex July 23, 2003
Get the Pure dead brilliant mug.It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback
Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much
by Sundance Kid September 17, 2007
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Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
by CottleZanze November 26, 2006
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Danny (Stills)- Vox/Serenade
Aaron - Keys/Voice
Kyle - Guitar/Throat
Jake - Bass/Triangle
Danny (Cooper) - Drums
Dan - Guitar
Danny (Stills)- Vox/Serenade
Aaron - Keys/Voice
Kyle - Guitar/Throat
Jake - Bass/Triangle
Danny (Cooper) - Drums
Dan - Guitar
by music1. August 14, 2006
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