Matthew Statham

A complete biscuit

Matthew Statham is a complete biscuit

by Fuckwhit123 February 27, 2021

Matthew

Commonly Japanese or Korean with messy curly hair. They often have glasses and stay up and wake up late.

Wow he’s definitely a Matthew u can tell by the hair and race.

by Black person 69 February 28, 2021

Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.

Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!

by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021

matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok

jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away

by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021

Matthew Chastain

Failure, good at like nothing, weak

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain

by burb!!! March 12, 2021

Matthew

Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves

Matthew had sex with 40 people

by Glorz March 18, 2021

Matthew sped

A man with big boi pp and boobies

Omg Matthew sped with the big boobies

by Speedypatt March 30, 2021