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Death Metal

Forget my previous definition, Death Metal rules!
I've become a Death Metal fan over the past year
by UltimateDoge September 9, 2023
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Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
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Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other
I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.
by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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skeleton metal

1. A subgenre of death/thrash metal. It's mostly defined by it's lyrics, which have something to do with skeletons.

2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).
1.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.

2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.
by Skeletrox April 8, 2024
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Metal eater

A very cool person, really gay and likes singing, raging adhd. Performer Cus they like to show off😢 will forever sell their soul for KURMPAT and craig😢 get yourself a metal eater.
by Metal Eater March 13, 2023
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Navy Metal

When a tough guy navy prick listens to music. Pretty much the least amount of talent is required to play this music. He thinks he sounds cool listening to metal, but everybody knows hes a douche.
Adam: Bro, I hate John's taste in music.
Steve: ikr, listens to all that navy metal
by Dontuseyourrealnams February 27, 2019
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