Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD September 26, 2008

Magical Kebab

when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed

I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes

by Hazzaiscoollol December 18, 2008

magic merge

The act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.

"On the way to work this morning I almost got in a wreck when this bitch just magic merged right in front of me!"

by terafunker July 19, 2009

magic droplet

a kind of lquid that alters your state of mind to which every thing is happy, but only cuz there are growing holes in your brain. Haapppy happpy joy joy

Hey man I'm doing some magic droplets, my world is upside down, but in a good way.

by Katieyoface August 29, 2009

Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink

I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!

by KandTJ November 20, 2009

Magician's Assistant

A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.

That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.

by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010