Bow Job

Using the inside of the elbow as a substitute for a hand while masturbating.

"That was quite a vigorous bow job she just gave me!"

"My hands are sore, I'll just have a bow job."

by The Bow Master May 2, 2010

rust job

After taking a poop, you do a poor job of wiping your ass leaving "rust".

"Dude, I totally did a rust job after I took that crap and now my ass is incredibly itchy."

by Johnny B123 January 11, 2008

Soft Job

When a woman lays down on her back with her head hanging over the edge and a man rests his flaccid penis in her mouth as she tongues very fast. The soft job always preceeds a regular blowjob.

My penis was dangling in her mouth the other day and i got the best soft job.

by DrBlazeD May 11, 2010

Zip Job

The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...

The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.

"I gave myself a zip job last night."

"OMG, are you okay?"

"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."

by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008

Hand job

when a girl wackes a guys dick off

felicia gave peter a hand job

by cock sucker April 3, 2003

blow job

refers to the act of holding a flute in both hands and blowing it

e.g. did you do the blow job on that pipe?

by yellowdaug September 2, 2011

hand job

when a girl beats off a guy using her hands

Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.

by taint November 16, 2004