wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.

“That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”

by BJV - SF May 27, 2024

paris woods

A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions

I wish I was like Paris woods my life sucks.

by D.b.E.e.Z.Y April 9, 2017

wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.

"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."

by Betty white125 January 16, 2018

Master Wood

(n)Another name for a teacher who is Mister wood.

I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)

by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.

You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!

by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016

Bennett-wood

A total cunt who eats children and like to lurk around primary schools

“Watch out I heard that guy is a Bennett-wood”

by Gay_dog October 31, 2023