Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.

"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."

by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025

cocksucker hat

Golfer hat, Irish cap, cheesecutter hat, Gatsby hat.

Hey look wade has a new cocksucker hat on..

by Awzum December 25, 2022

Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

hat flicker

When some bro shit happens on you.

That last girl at the bar was a total hat flicker.

by DatMafk October 22, 2018

dog hat

A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.

Look at that guy with the dog hat!

by Loquacious_T February 23, 2011

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003