jesus fuck

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

Suck and fuck

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.

It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck

by Easy airman March 29, 2019

fuck

An extremely ignorant person who is so stupid that they belonged to die in the Holocaust long ago; they are disgusting and almost too repulsive to look at.

Jesus Christ, brian Johnson's such a fuck....Or that fuck can't even bust with a girl.

by Jaleesa smithers May 18, 2009

royaly fucked

Being screwed over so bad that you cannot begin to comprehend how bad your screwed.

Brian coones is Royaly Fucked

by Everyone March 20, 2005

Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.

Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.

by The Secks July 19, 2010

Fizzidy Fucked

Fixing to get into a lot of trouble.

Getting scalded.

Dawg, We Should Not Of Snuck Out Last Night, When We Get Home We Are Fizzidy Fucked.

by Streetsweeper777 June 25, 2009

Flickr Fucked

The act of getting an abnormally high amount of views on picture posted online from people who are most likely getting turned on by your picture. Unfortunately these are mostly pictures of kids and the views are from pedophiles.

I had to remove some pictures of my kids off the web site, there were some ones of them in their diapers and they were getting flickr fucked.

by Whom It May Concern July 18, 2009