Annoying As Fuck

A person who is extremeley annoying, where you wish you could shoot yourself in the head. More commonly referred to as no friends, a large douche, someone kill her, & GOD DAMN ugly. Level 5 clinger.

"AHAHhahaaAHahha," laughed Alex Temple as fake as she could. "Wow she's annoying as FUCK." Colton frowned. "And ugly!" Exclaimed Austin.

by dietwater May 11, 2006

jesus fuck

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

Suck and fuck

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.

It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck

by Easy airman March 29, 2019

royaly fucked

Being screwed over so bad that you cannot begin to comprehend how bad your screwed.

Brian coones is Royaly Fucked

by Everyone March 20, 2005

Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.

Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.

by The Secks July 19, 2010

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.

♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.

by Telephony July 13, 2017

Destination Fucked

A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.

I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.

by White Ranga November 30, 2018