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tough cookie 

A snarky, obstinate person who appears to be definiant for no good reason, although they likely have one and aren't telling you. They are masters of walking the line between displaying affection and acting like they don't care.

Watch out for emoticons like this

:^)
I would have married him, but he was a tough cookie.

That broad is one tough cookie!
tough cookie by blochhead March 12, 2010

cookie lady 

Lady in your neighborhood (normally in the hood) who sell snacks such as takis
Hey Tyrone wanna go to the cookie lady and buy some shit?"
cookie lady by Realhomedawg April 14, 2016

Cookie Monster Surprise 

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream 

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

Cookie trail 

Its the line that leads to your cookie aka vagina
You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl
Cookie trail by Amrakkp November 20, 2016

"Cookie" jar 

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
"Cookie" jar by Hey boss November 30, 2016