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Holy Cross College, Ryde 

A bunch of pathetic spoilt losers who dont know how to spell. Make shitty excuses and cant lie for shit.
Holy cross college, Ryde

"Stupid holy cross dickheads, stinking up the bus!"

Bard College

A school for artsy fucks who like to maintain the notion that they go to a highly regarded liberal arts institution. Textbooks at Bard are used primarily as surfaces to rail lines of coke from. The college itself is in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. This is disregarded by many, as it is on the east coast, and thus "hip". 98% of Bard graduates go on to live in Brooklyn and "work in the arts".
A: Hey, man, I'm thinking about applying to Bard College.
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).
Bard College by kok'n'ballz December 11, 2009

Art College 

A place where:

1. They overcharge you to learn things on your own.
2. Play youtube tutorials on a large projector or upload videos to you.
3. Go over material too fast outside of youtube tutorials.
4. Expect you to buy over-priced books you will never be required to use.
5. Force you to retake those ridiculous general education classes from high-school all over again.
6. 99% of them wont give you real world experience with clients during your stay.
7. Waste your time by giving you 90% of class time to work in class when you could just work from home for free.
8. Teachers who don't know an answer to your question will tell you to google for the answer.

Then after you can't find a job in the field because it's a rough industry, good luck on paying off your debt. Art college is something you should never go to. Build up your profile, learn from youtube tutorials, and get to meet people in the industry on your own time, and save yourself 4 years of your life and $50,000.
The Illinois Institute of Art - Schaumburg
Or any other art college

edgewater college 

A game on ROBLOX that is very boring. All you do is re in act your boring school life but in a game full of admin abusers and noobs.
Jim: Hey, you coming to edgewater college?

Bob: Nah, too many noobs
edgewater college by BlahJason February 11, 2017

Sacred Heart Girls College 

A Catholic crater in the chlamydia capital of kiwi-land
I did not go to Sacred Heart Girls College

Temasek Junior College 

Person 1: Bro you go Temasek Junior College isit?
Person 2: Ya not bad apparently got some room in the library people go piak piak