Cold cock

A cold cock when she’s giving you a blowjob with ice chips in her mouth

Dude this chick gave me a blowjob last night with ice chips in her mouth yeah she called it a cold cock and it made my eyes roll back in my head

by Big poppy June 4, 2018

Cold Camping

When you have cold hands and jerk off to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025

Cold Tony

A very bad/unfortunate thing that has happened/been done to you.

“Got an eviction notice on dang December 24”
“My man that’s a cold tony. A cooooold tony.”

by RasVitamix February 10, 2024

Cold

Being Cooler Than Everyone Else

Somebody broke into my ride and COLD macked it"

by Designed By Someone Oct 8 2007 October 12, 2021

Cold cupping

Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.

Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.

Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.

by Mystikal 234 June 5, 2021