chris martin 

A form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing

Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"

chris martin by avinrali August 9, 2006

Chris Crocker 

A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.

I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.

Chris Crocker by SnagglePussy March 20, 2008

Chris Martin 

Chris Martin is a wallingford native, eagle scout,and is the best drummer that town has seen. despite being an amazing drummer he is the lead singer of the band At All Costs. the positive hardcore band led by Chris commonly sings about being edge,edge breakers, and political issues. he is commony seen around town at the american legion(stomping grounds),stop and shop, and the mcdonalds drive thru. you can also spot him at pretty much any local show supporting his local scene.

Dude 1: hey i saw Chris Martin at the TFT show
Dude 2: Thats cool
Dude 1: Hey thats him now
Dude 2: Hey Chris at all costs i will endure
Chris: Hey dudes keep it clean

Chris Martin by Brosnamee November 12, 2006

chris brown'd 

the act of beating the hell out of someone then fleeing the scene, later possibly turning yourself in to the local police department.

ray ray chris brown'd tyneequa, because she burned him.

chris brown'd by mCbillions March 9, 2009

Chris Browned 

When a woman is struck by a man. To be abused; punched, slapped, bitten, choked in awkward places on the body such as knees, ankles and elbows and/or thrown out a lamborghini in a foreign neighborhood by your superstar boyfriend

Ho:hey nigga
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.

girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.

Chris Browned by cocojaye March 10, 2009

Chris Novoselic 

Bassist best known for his work in the hit grunge rock band Nirvana, with Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl.

Originally Krist Novoselic, changed while in America.

Today, he is little seen in the music world.

Dude, Chris Novoselic is easily the best grunge rock bassist ever.

Chris Novoselic by Bassic Man 3965 September 7, 2009

chris stewart 

Pig in human form

chris stewart = stewballs

chris stewart by grandpajarrod December 10, 2013