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mouse cheese

Contrary to popular belief, mice really aren't all that crazy about cheese. Sure, they might eat it if there's nothing else around -- a hungry mouse can't be too picky -- but it's far from his favorite food.

If you happen to have a pet mouse, keep in mind that feeding him cheese could even be harmful as cheese is not a natural part of the mouse diet. Stick to fresh fruits and veggies along with high quality mouse pellets to maximize nutrition, with a few sweets and grains thrown in as an occasional treat.
This mouse cheese in the trap is sure to catch no mice
by 123blip June 18, 2018
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king of cheese

someone who cums so much you could run a cheese factory
by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020
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Cheese & Whiskers

The phrase "Cheese & Whiskers" is used when one is frustrated... This term could be used instead of several profane comments such as "ah, Shit" or "Damn It".

The comment was originally uttered by Mr. Ratt who was a major character in the British children's show "Banana's in Pyjamas" for additional information research the aforementioned TV show and it's catch phrases.
You are walking along with a cup of coffee from your nearby Starbucks (you paid a pretty penny for it) and you trip and dump half of the coffee on the ground. At this point you say in an adjitated and rather angry voice "Cheese & Whiskers".
by brightrattie January 10, 2011
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Steak and Cheese

Black Pubic Hair covered in male jism.
Shaqniqua has a steak and cheese.
by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003
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grilled cheese

A woman's (vagina) who has been worked the night before and has had the (Cum) left inside her where it becomes hard to pry open the next morning like a grilled cheese sandwich

This condition tends to happen during extremely hot sex the night before and waking up to a colder environment which makes it sticky/goey like cheese
Judy and I had great sex last night and we were going to go for round two in the morning but I couldn't fit it in because of her grilled cheese.
by Jason Bank November 4, 2007
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cheesed out

the feeling you get about a few hours after your stoned.
I was totally cheesed out.
by GeeDubyaBush June 24, 2006
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nipple cheese

by bobalobadingdong March 3, 2003
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