The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
by depression100 April 27, 2020
by rocknoguitar February 08, 2020
Person 1: "Look at Jake getting his bowl lit by his girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, he gets to be a Bowl Princess and I don't?! Lucky bastard!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, he gets to be a Bowl Princess and I don't?! Lucky bastard!"
by AmberLasting May 25, 2025
An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 23, 2018
An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 16, 2018