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Andrew Garfield

When a famous person says they "have no idea" when asked about an upcoming project they are related to.
"Hayden Christensen was pulling an Andrew Garfield when he says he doesn't know anything about the Ahsoka TV series"
by iloveotters_ May 26, 2022
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tim and andrew

The greatest duo alive. Quite possibly better than Carly and Sam.
Dude, tim and andrew are the shit!
by TIIM_BOAT December 10, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew. A sexually obessed guy. Hes sweet, kind and charming bht don't get tok caught up on him he could mess you up in a minute. He has a twisted humor and a small group of friends. He's a nerd but a very kind guy. Hes very loveable and likeable from many girls and boys. Hes the best and worst person you will meet. You can spend hours on the the phone and the next day hate him. Always keep a friend names andrew. If you end up dating an andrew be ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. He is seriously some points but some hes not. Hes mist likely sad and hiding it but more you date him the more he'll open up and get more comfortable with you.
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Andrew is a Foot deep in Uranus
Matthew yearned for an Andrew
by Anonymous Rainbows September 21, 2021
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Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.

they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.

On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.

Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.

Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.

Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!

Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
by CrotchRocket34 November 23, 2021
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Andrew is a big ol gay guy. He may want to be a teacher but he is definitely a perv…. Andrew always says “this is the year!” when McDonalds Monopoly rolls around. Mistaken for an Orangutang by some students, the cure to some weight gain is a nice fast according to Andrew.
That drive went 200 yards, who hit it?

Must’ve been Andrew
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Andrew is funny looking
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