anal chopsticks 

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

anal chopsticks by TrentW March 18, 2017

Anal Retentive 

Eric Grubert; opposite of passive.

You are so Anal Retentive!

Anal Retentive by Daddy's Lil Monster March 30, 2017

anal beak 

an anal beak is when someone is eating your ass from behind and they have a really long pointy nose that resembles a beak and it keeps poking the anus

"Man, his anal beak game is TOO STRONG!!!"

anal beak by definitelynotnoodle April 1, 2017

Anal leaf

The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.

Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.

How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.

Anal leaf by Logster48 April 7, 2017

anal antlers

A multi pronged sexual device worn by a woman as a headpiece and used to please her man by anal penetration.

Girl 1: Hey, did you go out with that NFL Kicker the other night?

Girl 2: Oh, you mean Neil Rackers. Yes and he made me use those anal antlers on him again.

Girl 1: I thought you told him never again after he shit all over your face last time?

anal antlers by Jm514 May 28, 2017

Anal Shavings 

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.

I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

Anal Shavings by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017

Anal Donut

Other Name for Asshole, Buthole or Spincter.

I'm gonna fuck that bitch deep between the ruts of her Anal Donut.
I like licking the chocolate frosting from between Sarah's Anal Donut

Anal Donut by Idisownbikesnobs June 29, 2017