Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
by crazyningatiger42 July 16, 2012
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Cracker Shacker

(1) Someone who has exclusively romantic relationships with White people
(2) Someone who roommate with only white people
by EmJayee January 04, 2019
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Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 10, 2021
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Oyster Cracker

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....
by The word of Gawd January 23, 2025
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Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 18, 2011
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Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.
the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
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