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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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How Soon Is Now?

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

How Soon Is Now?
by Death Menace March 6, 2023
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how are you fixed

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
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How Can I Ease the Pain

A 90s song by American R&B singer Lisa Fischer, and her most popular hit.
In the fanon universe, the song is covered by Shabnam.
The song showed her whistle register and (to some people) became one of the most hardest songs to sing.
My brother sung How Can I Ease the Pain at an karaoke party last night.
by thecharacterwannie March 14, 2023
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How to write a terrifying villain

Hym "How to write a terrifying villain? Oh, geezers, I wouldn't know..."
by Hym Iam April 2, 2023
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How about that!

A statement Kelly Dodd states after she puts someone in their place and had their tail put between their legs
Turn yourself and look in the mirror, how about that!
by Fackaffspecialist March 27, 2025
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