max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

small dick

A small ass dick thats more tiny then an ant

Look at that small dick

by Lloljw December 4, 2018

Dicked down

To be roughly fucked - attacked by a hard cock, maybe bareback, so hard that one loses one’s reason.

Man, I’ve been wanting to get dicked down by that guy for a long time.

After he forced me to get dicked down, I couldn’t walk right for a week.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

vacation dick

A one-off dick of gargantuan proportions. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"

by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016

Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.

Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.

by I have toast November 3, 2021

dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014