King Of Sucking Dick

Gay Ronan.

King Of Sucking Dick Is Ronan/Marco.
If You are Friend with him you better safe guard your dicko.

by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Suck My Dick

An idiom used by an individual to sarcastically insult an adversary by emphasizing the adversaries' inability to cease an undesired perpetuation that is advantageous to the individual.
The idiom meaning is derived by sarcastically insinuating that an adversary has no desired options and is offered an additional undesired option to emphasize the deficiency of desirable options (under the assumption that "sucking an adversaries dick" is undesired).

The Police Can "Suck My Dick".

by TheRealJester420 March 23, 2023

BDD (bad dick day) :(

A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.

B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."

BDD (bad dick day) :(

by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.

Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object

by Heroyalness March 29, 2023

Sacagawea This Dick

The scenario when 2 men are exploring gay sex while recording with a POV camera

Dan: “I’m still new to gay sex. I still need to explore.”
Sam: “Well how about you Sacagawea This Dick.”

by Milfhunter2003 April 1, 2023