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The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.
"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"
by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022
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National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022
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National Grab Ass Day

On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!
by Mia2212 February 18, 2020
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booboo-ass

Something that can be said when you feel strongly negative about something you can’t change and it effects you poorly causing sadness mixed with anger
“You’re leaving already? this is so booboo-ass.”
by Booboomaker December 30, 2022
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National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass
It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s
by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019
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National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.
Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.
by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023
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ass ketchup

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by ¥en Ashiyo July 22, 2022
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