Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)

Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.

by John Whorrds January 23, 2023

Suck A Dick Day

23rd of January is national suck a dick day.

“It’s national suck a dick day.”

“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”

by DickholeMcjackson January 23, 2023

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.

Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.

by M33S February 13, 2023

Riri's dick

Unless many think, Marie is a top. Their dick is quite enormous, massive and humongus. Anyone would bottom for them.

"Oh my god I just had the best night of my life with Riri's dick!"
"No way I'm jealous!"

by ririgotthetoppestdickever February 20, 2023