United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.

I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024

National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day will be taking place on the 4th of October.

Get ready for your ass to be grabbed.

Boys can grab girls asses and Girls can grab boys asses.

Jay walks past Lucy and grabbed that ass cuz it’s National Grab Ass Day.

by MrInternational October 3, 2019

A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan

Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!

by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025

Busted Ass

Tate Duncan

John: you know who is a busted ass?
Sarah: who???
John: Tate Duncan is.

by ThomasGuy January 7, 2019

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

ass wholeness

1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.

We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.

by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012

Nigga Ass

theodore oscar craig

this big nigga smells like shit, looks like shit, and defines nigga shit

damn that oscar dude smells like “nigga ass”

by niggahead June 6, 2019