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ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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cheesecake ass

by skrunkmahnuts July 26, 2021
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All Ass, No Class

A phrase used to denote a girl with a large ass, who is either dressed trashy or doing trashy things. Typically used insultingly or condescendingly, though “all ass, no class” is undeniably attention getting.
Bro 1: Damn, look at her ass! You see that thing sticking out?!

Bro 2: Yeah, but look how trashy she dressed. She all ass, no class.

Bro 1: I don’t care about any of that - that ass is calling me!

Or...

Bro 1: Lisa’s too innocent for me. She’s always wearing sweaters when I see her. She just look like she no fun.

Bro 2: Bruh, you ain’t seen her dance though. She may act like a biblical librarian in the day, but all ass, no class on the dance floor at night.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
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Ass Slurpee

When you take the top of a slurpee cup and lick someone’s asshole threw it
When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass at the party she wanted to give him a ass slurpee
by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021
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Ass Slurpee

When you take Slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to complition threw the whole
When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a Ass Slurpee
by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021
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Ass Apple

Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".
nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!
by oawerhg_god July 30, 2021
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your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021
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