A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan

Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!

by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025

Tub-ass

When a person is extremely obese. Like their ass is the size of a tub.

Becky to Amanda: You see Lucy over there?
Amanda: Omg yes girl, she is such a tub-ass.
Lucy: Who you calling a tub-ass, bitch?

by longdonglee January 10, 2025

rhinoceros ass

An odor so foul and disgusting it can cause one to vomit violently and destroy a city block.

Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.

by joseph blough January 12, 2025

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 16, 2019

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

Grab ass day

Grab any girl ass on October 21

Hey brad are you going to join in on national grab ass day

by Brad76 October 19, 2019

Slap ass day

Go and slap some asses

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019