Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.

Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!

by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022

Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

by grand unified August 26, 2016

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole

Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!

by Spider butthole August 26, 2016

Dick

What you don’t have and what you are.

Hey yo it’s my boy dick.

by datnastymotherfucker October 17, 2019

Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021