Big dick daddy

A male who gives you an abundance of pleasure.
One who you feel the need to call daddy

Whoo wee, chris.meade is my big dick daddy, he almost knocked the bottom out!

by Ruthanne199 August 9, 2021

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Dick

Dick is one who lacks simple intelligence in some aspects. Lacks morals in Not all just some aspects.

(D.umb I.gnorant c.areless k.id)

your girlfirend is being a real dick. She should want to meet us. She knows how you feel about her and your family.

by Isaiahliac March 14, 2019

soufflé dick

Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.

Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.

by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017

Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))

"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"

by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018

Dick

A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human

My dick got hard and it poked someone

by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019

vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.

by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016