Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

Dick

Juan

Ur such a Juan. Being a dick or a Juan

by Piggyfuggy September 3, 2018

dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025