Popsicle Dick

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.

My boyfriend has a popsicle dick

by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

Dr. No dick

1.The word used to characterize a man with no dick
2.Something you can say to your girl
3.A person with no or very small dick

Tina:Yo christine I hooked up with James last night
Christine:Did he rock your world
Tina:Pffff! Yeah right James was more of A Dr. No dick!

by Super amazing guy 4325 March 30, 2011

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

Dick

Small

Dick small

by Hbassuaudbbu October 17, 2020

Substantial dick energy

Like big dick energy, but with more girth. Pleasing from the full circumstance.

That guy has substantial dick energy- I can see it from the way he walks.

by Kg1991 January 1, 2022

Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.

Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?

by A Female CEO December 6, 2016