Bobbin' for Browns

A humerous game derived from the age old tradition of Bobbing for Apples, however, some clever dick has replaced the apples with rather unsavoury objects resulting in a rather messy game.

'I tricked Paul into a game of Apple Bobbing but really he was Bobbin' for Browns'

by Jen and Han October 28, 2005

brown bazooka

A brown bazooka is when a male is fisted and given a reach around. Similar to rusty trombone but with fisting instead of rimming.

Sarah sprained her wrist while giving Joshua a brown bazooka.

Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.

by Dr. Stephen T. Durden May 5, 2011

Brown Grass

Literally meaning "dead to me". Usually this brown grass was once green, then it changed colors.

I don't talk to her anymore, she's brown grass.

I don't fuck with him no more, brown grass nigga.

by TrendStarter. August 17, 2016

Housey brown

A brown colour, much like that of a house, typically used to aptly describe the colour of one's hair.

Liz: Did you see that new girl at school today?

Kitty: The one with the housey brown hair?

Pat: Houses come in lots of shades of brown...
Sheamy: Ffs, Pat.. There's only one housey brown.
Pat: Ah yes, I know the girl you mean.. The brown hue to her hair really IS housey.

by Kitty-Lea March 12, 2018

Brown Lightning

When you eat curry for a straight week then your shit squirts out.

Man i had the worst brown lightning after dinner last night.

by Guy Richie October 19, 2017

Brown Knuckle

When some one wipes their ass and their thumb knuckle hits their asshole before the toilet paper does, causing them to have shit on their knuckle.

Tom had to use extra soap to get off the brown knuckle.

by Iambetterthanu February 14, 2008

brown-town

A town, city or sprawling metropolis where the inhabitants happen to be mostly black. Crime, poverty and incest run rampant.

1. Shit, stay the fuck out of Chicago, that's a brown-town!
2. The MTV music awards just cater for brown-town these days
3. Groom: "I was thinking Wanganui, New Zealand for our honeymoon my love?"
Wife: "I want a divorce! That's brown-town!"

by TGR Online October 1, 2009