Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

White Waffle

A term used to describe a White Irish Folk.

Look at that White Waffle eating ground potatoes.

by White Waffle May 26, 2024

Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025

Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

Cunt Waffle

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Kappa

Oh he is such a cunt waffle.

by The_b3st_m3m3 May 30, 2018

Waffling

A form of handholding where the fingers are interlocking

Rob and Amanda were caught waffling together at the movies

by Ramda149 February 11, 2023

small waffle

The response to "large waffle".

Beck : Large waffle

John : Small waffle

by l1c1w4ffl3 January 7, 2018