jonah valenti

big ass dick that girls will want

omg jonah valenti is coming

by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019

Mitch Valente

Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.

Mitch Valente: "Get out of here"

by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019

My valentine

Your valentine is someone, for an example, someone u will love till grade school ends or just a friend, that you ask to be your valentines, or you get asked by that person or their grandma to be their valentine on 14th of February.

'' George'' is my valentine! We are gonna marry and have 20 kids!
Or as a friend
Me and ''JJ'' are gonna be each other's valentines cuz we both are ugly and can't handle a relationship!

by I.LIKE.ThuMbS February 3, 2020

Happy Valentinder's Day

Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...

by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020

Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

by Diznob May 6, 2020

Dirty Valentin

When the man has anal sex with a woman and tears her anus

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

by Diznob May 6, 2020

Zara Valentino

hottest and nicest girl that exist also a huuuuge niki fan she also loves other stuff

zara valentino likes niki

by Giraffe400864 June 28, 2020