Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016

Toms River Intermediate South

Toms River intermediate south is the type of school that you can go to and possibly get someone doing real drugs but definitely juuling in the bathroom, you might even get stabbed by a student.

Did you see Mr.Willson got stabbed at toms river intermediate south?

by Yeetersss November 2, 2019

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry

A slang used in the south meaning that a lot of people are in a certain place. Because common names in the south are Tom, Dick, and Harry

"Damn, Randy. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry are at the target today."

by Booty Master 3000 May 15, 2016

Ground Control To Major Tom

The act of base to tip stimulation to get fully erect. Subject rests pinkie on the pubic area then proceeds to rub hand up to the tip of the penis, grip semi-tight. Subject repeats until fully stimulated. Lotion is highly recommended for a successful transmission between Major Tom and ground control.

Fred got home from school and did a little ground control to Major Tom while watching Step-By-Step.

by Mooley March 15, 2010

toms neighbour bradley

thomas' bitch, hes little fuck shit, hes pimp cunt, hes money maker, hes wank bucket, hes under age of consent fun, hes little romeo casablancka, hes little lisp flasher

tom- oi bradley, wots the rudest word u know begining with w?
bradley- i dont know thomassssssssss
tom- its wank
bradley- wots that thomassssssss
tom- ill show u bradley

by thomas_the_bombus January 21, 2005

Tom said hi!

Butt sex, sex in the butt, anal penetration, ass rape.

"Dude, my girlfriend was so fucking drunk last night. Tom said hi!"

by Pickleburger. September 12, 2011

kat aka tom

she is a person who likes to be called tom. she is not very popular, but many people like her. she is selfless, brave, pretty, and thoughtful. she loves nina, aka tord, who wishes she was more confident in herself. kat/tom is loved but still doesent believe it. she cares about others 2 much, and has her own quote, "gay pillow". even tho she is kind, she gets angry at adults she doesn't like. she is emo.

"did you hear about kat aka tom flipped off a teacher?"

by personthingeddsworldlover January 22, 2018