Orange Necks

Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜🤪 Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. 🐒 Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, 😂 when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.

"Man, them Orange Necks sure are dumb 😜, they actually believe every one of Trump's lies." 😂

by Apachicano October 14, 2025

neck muscle

some one who says or does something that makes them look stupid.

Shut up jack, you neck muscle!

by tommy_kingston January 14, 2016

Northern Neck Ginger Ale

The sharp, real ginger flavor that Virginians know and love. The unique family recipe, including extract of ginger root,

Northern Neck Ginger Ale was the best ginger ale.

by SPrice1980 August 8, 2022

Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

by Church boners July 6, 2018

Wrinkle neck bass

Synonym for a male appendage.

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass

by Tally w hacker October 20, 2021

National Grab Neck Day

November 29 this is the day you grab someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could grab the neck of would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Grab Neck Dat!

*Grabs Person 2 neck*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Grab Neck Day!

* Grabs Person 1 neck*

by mrblownyodick November 29, 2021

Donkey Neck Combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022