by graeme Cock June 24, 2022
That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
by J_tits November 11, 2011
The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
Look at that tree trunk whale
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
by Huckabee May 31, 2019
A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.
by BourbonCream December 16, 2013
first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda
by guala dictator January 13, 2022
Having sex in a tree with leaves attached to you using the sap of the tree to attach it to your body meanwhile you are covered in camoflauge paint
by Roadrunner July 08, 2016