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The Jeopardy Complex 

Definition: Residents which reside in a nursing home live in a false reality where they are a contestant on Jeopardy!. They proceed to ring their call bell all day because they think they know the answer. In fact, they don't need anything at all and deny ever ringing the bell to start with.
CNA: "This is the eighth time Jim rang his bell in an hour and did not need anything."
LPN: " He must have The Jeopardy Complex."
CNA: " Now he's trying to get out of bed, must have won the game."
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The Jalapeño Popper 

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
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the jungwirths 

A gold digger family that makes their own daughter fake her pregnancy with gay 1D Star, Louis Tommo.

Also, an embarrassment because they use fake pictures to claim to the fans that the baby is real.
Fan#1: omg, did you see what The Jungwirths posted on IG? The baby is real!1!!!!1
Fan#2: get yo weak ass up that photo might be photoshopped
Fan#: nah fam they stole the picture i have receipts
the jungwirths by akindsatan666 August 13, 2016

The Japanese Tuba 

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."

The Jone 

A place where you and your friends have decided is your hangout place which usually has food
Person 1: Are you going to The Jone today

Person 2: Of course dude
The Jone by Ninja4prez September 21, 2016

the jiggies

A state of total craziness where everything is funny and you feel like you're stoned but that's just your personality. When you are very happy or excited and a little loopy.
• "I just can't calm down man, I've got the jiggies!"

• "Their group is not going to get anything done, just look at them, they've all got the jiggies!
the jiggies by that adhd kid October 16, 2016

The Jimmies 

A light feeling of sickness: a runny nose, an annoying cough or a weird rash.
"dang it, it's been two days since I got back from Germany and already I have the Jimmies up my nose. "
The Jimmies by Mcpommes November 25, 2016