Uncle

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.

He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.

He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.

Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt

Person 2: what.

Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass

Person 4: Same

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022

uncle

touches that pp and booty cause he likes woman but he gay gay

uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it

by swampy21dumb on twitter and ig May 20, 2021

Uncle Tyrone

The white equivalent to Uncle Tom.

Lori Lightfoot's wife is a total Uncle Tyrone for allowing Lori not to interview white people.

by Oswald Joy May 27, 2021

Uncle Chungus

A picture of Uncle Moe with Nick Molnar’s face edited onto it.

Hey look at my new contact picture for Nick Molnar it’s combined the current big chungus joke we’d been saying earlier and has uncle moe in it therefore making him uncle chungus, this is really good.

by Read911 August 7, 2021

Uncle Guy'd

When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.

Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!

by soso7 June 16, 2021

Uncle Ray’s Ways

Repetitive Boundary breaking.

Manipulative blame displacement.

Blatant disrespect.

Assumes everyone possesses his caliber of ignorance.

Xbestie: “Aww hell, Uncle Ray’s Ways be at it again!”

Sigma Bitch: “I’m above Uncle Ray’s Ways!”

by Sunshine4750 September 5, 2024

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024