Sam

Eats chicken nuggets, watches anime, and plays video games

Oh, your doing a Sam today.

by Poopcykle May 18, 2020

Sam

Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.

Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.

Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!

by Ih8Samm June 5, 2020

Sam

A Sam is someone who will never shut the fuck up. Like Jesus Christ, we get it your parents don't love you but love your brother but you don't need to complain about every little thing. just because you are annoying doesn't equal a personality. if your a sam and you're reading this, fuck you.

You know what? fuck that Sam. He complains about everything

by Fuck You Sam June 11, 2020

Sam

His is a total douche bag and loses all of his friends. He is very mean to his friends but says it is his personality.

Wow that guy is totally a sam.

by Theonetheonlymoses June 19, 2020

Sam Thomason

A stupid kid who likes to shave his pubic hair and put it in a bad, and ask so many girls for nudes as a joke.

Omg Sam Thomason, did you really keep your pubes?

Eww, Sam Thomason is such a pedophile!

by RaggyShaggy June 22, 2020

horny sam

When your in the middle of have sex with a girl you must yell HORNY SAM and get fucked by a guy

i just horny sammed last night

by Bignutwhore June 22, 2020

sam

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam

when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out

by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020